Sunday, October 24, 2010

Not-So-"Top-Model" Snackage (Recipe)

Well, greetings, blog viewers...the very limited number of you... Just about four months ago, I moved into Marist once again, this time with my own kitchen. This addition to my living quarters I had once taken up last year (including my own bathroom and four other roommates in tow) definitely was an improvement from having to journey down to the dining hall every single time I craved food. And of course, once the dining hall and little food pick-up joints on campus close, unless you're willing to journey elsewhere to find snacks, as a freshman, you're completely screwed. Such is NOT the case for me anymore, and I am truly grateful.

On one particular October night, an episode of The Next Iron Chef brought one of my apartment mates, Jackie, to pose a brilliant idea:

"...Hey guys, we should fry pickles."

Oh Jacqueline, don't you know that you can't do that in front of me on an event-less Sunday night?

Well, needless to say, after dragging the blonde and my roommate, Hilary, into the kitchen as my sous chefs, and my photographer, Alex, as well to photograph the evidence, the experiment began. What would follow would be considered a wondrous experiment that, after a few remakes for America's Next Top Model premieres, would become a stomach sore. Yes, I said it - do NOT make this recipe too often. And by too often, not once every week for a period of three weeks. These things stick to your stomach, and too many can weigh you down like lead.

MAMA'S CRUNCHY-FRIED PICKLES WITH "TANGY MAYO"

1 container of pickle chips
1 Tbsp seasoned salt
1 cup, plus 1 cup all-purpose flour
1 can beer (standard can; we used Coors, but you might want to go higher-quality if this isn't just spur-of-the-moment)
Panko breadcrumbs
Canola or vegetable oil
Salt and pepper

For mixtures: Set out three plates. In one, deposit one a cup of the flour with a little salt and pepper, running your fingers through it to lightly crush any lumps of flour remaining. In the second, which actually should be a bowl, pour in the beer and mix in the remaining flour until combined. In the final plate, combine the seasoned salt and panko, mixing with your fingers.

Heat oil in a deep, wide pan, in a pool of half an inch, until a pinch of breadcrumbs crackles in it. This would be medium high heat.

Meanwhile, take pickles, pat dry, and dip each first in flour, shaking off excess, before moving to the batter, and finally the panko. Set out on separate cutting board / plate / dish / sheet pan until the rest are complete, before moving to the oil, dropping them in. [NOTE: Be careful! The oil will splatter and pop a bit, so handling a pair of tongs while wearing an oven mitt would be fantastic for burn-avoidance.] After 30 seconds, check the side placed pan-down. They should be anywhere from golden to brown. Flip, and keep in pan for an equal time, before placing on a plate lined with paper towels to remove excess oil. Let rest for 3 minutes to cool, before serving.

MAYO

Mayonnaise
Splash of pickle juice
Tabasco sauce (as much as desired)

Combine three ingredients in small dish and serve with pickles.

Peace, love, and chocolate
Kayla~

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Rib Lover's Paradise (Recipe)

My GOSH, it is about dang time that I put up a real blog entry related to ribs. And do I have a good one for you all. Recently, a sleepover at the Biehl residence, equipped with a round of Mike's Hards and good friends, led me to created quite a few treats, such as homemade crispy onion rings (to be written about in a future post), and two different kinds of ribs. We covered all the areas: sweet, smoky, spicy, tangy, tender...you name it, we nailed it. It was rather fun having boyfriend, Michael, and good friend, Elizabeth, by my side as my sous chefs. And if they are reading this, I strongly apologize for any times when I might have snapped at them, being the controlling little 'chef' I consider myself to be. Well...Michael deserves it. ^_^

[NOTE: Yes, the recipes for the barbecue sauces aren't measured precisely. I'd like to think this gives the learning chef the ability to experiment and see what they like. Of course, if you find a better recipe/combination of spices from what you have done, then please contact me at NitemareAlkemist@yahoo.com with your information. I'll be sure to credit you!]

SWEET N' SMOKY

Store-bought BBQ sauce base (Personally, I prefer Kraft or Hannaford brand, but whatever you can get is fine. Just make sure it's labeled 'original' or 'tangy.')
Brown sugar
Curry powder
Chile powder

SPICY N' TANGY

Store-bought BBQ sauce base
Mustard powder
Curry powder
Chile powder
Cayenne pepper
Sriracha
Frank's Red Hot
Crushed red pepper flakes
(Yes...I know. It's gonna be spicy.)

For rib preparation: Submerge racks in large pot of water. Place on stove and bring to a boil. After a boil has been reached, turn the heat down to medium to medium-high and leave alone for a half hour to forty-five minutes.

After basting the ribs generously with your choice of sauce, place on the grill. Since the meat is already completely cooked, you are just looking for the outside to appear dark and crispy, but not so dark as they appear or smell burnt. The object is to caramelize the sugars in the sauce. After flipping to the other side, baste with remaining sauce.

Serve with leftover sauce for 'dippage' or a waiting shotglass... Wait, what?

Peace, love, and chocolate
Kayla~

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Morcilla: The Puerto Rican Delicacy From HELL

The British have spotted dick and fish n' chips. US southerners have chit'lins and collard greens. Puerto Ricans? We have 'cuchifritos' - our own soul food. There's arroz con habichuelas, empanadillas, and a rather...interesting 'treat' that I was able to try this afternoon, called morcilla.

This is my story...

When my extended Latino family gets together to celebrate, several things are always part of the celebration: hysterical laughing at jokes told en espanol, friendly conversation with men and women in their sixties and seventies, and plenty of food. Lots and lots of food. Today's celebration was more of a farewell to a couple journeying away to live in Vermont. Within a half hour, the fare for the event was set out on the table: white rice, stewed black beans, a mixed salad, sauteed chicken, arroz con habichuelas (literally 'rice and beans'), chorizo (spicy pork sausage), as well as many other things. One of these other treats was resting on the grill, being cooked up alongside the chorizo. It was called morcilla, or blood sausage. Yep, you heard me right: BLOOD SAUSAGE.

Being an avid 'Bizarre Foods' watcher, I was psyched to get a bite of this morsel, which was given out in large chunks cut from a main, long link. However, once I got a whiff of it, I wanted to cry. Wouldn't you imagine - it smelled like blood. This was going to be a difficult bite to stomach. I then cut into the piece with the side of my fork. As soon as I did, the outside snapped, and everything on the inside began to squeeze its way out of the casing. Now, I was terrified.

After getting a piece on my fork, it took me about five minutes to stop saying "I'm scared," and finally place the piece in my mouth. Once I did...I had to sit there and think about it a little bit longer. The smell was definitely off-putting, that was certain. The texture was also something I wasn't wild about. I'd liken it to something in between Play-Dough and pudding, with fatty bits and pieces lurking within. Sounds simply lovely, does it not?

As for the taste, I enjoyed the spicy, savory side of it, although the appeal was short-lived. If you want to see what morcilla tastes like but do not want to try the actual sausage, do the following: Take an old penny, dip it in water, and then cover it with cajun seasoning. Next, place the penny in your mouth, and suck on it for about five minutes. Spicy and salty, yet it has a dirty, irony aftertaste. There - I saved you the grief of eating the actual sausage. A tip would be most appreciated.

I have to warn you, readers - blood sausage is a dish found all over the world; not just in Puerto Rico. It is not for the faint of heart. Though, if you do plan on devouring the piece that has found its way onto your plate, do not - I repeat, do NOT - breathe through your nose. Unless, you're a morbid human being and are into the smell of blood left out in the sun.

Peace, love, and chocolate
Kayla~

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Restaurant Review #3: A Saucy Expedition

Name: Tanjore - Cuisine of India
Location: Fishkill, NY, and another in Rhinebeck, NY
Prices: Reasonable
Food: With either a small poke to your tongue, or the taste equivalent of a kick to the shin, Tanjore provides as authentic of an Indian restaurant experience as you can get in a small town in Hudson Valley, NY. Non-adventurous eaters, and wimps to spice, take great care.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... It was just three days until my boyfriend, Michael, was to turn twenty, and in customary fashion of many families, the coming of a new year of accomplishing whatever goals and not dropping dead brought on the opportunity for a family dinner out. To my pleasure, I was invited to attend, though until more research was done, no solid plan had been thought up before my invitation was sent out. After typing 'best Indian food in the Hudson Valley' into the Google search bar, the top result yielded would lead to quite the wondrous night: Tanjore.

After about a twenty-five minute drive (and a detour that involved two loose dogs and forgotten teeth), we arrived at the building, which was placed in the corner of a small shopping plaza. Or are they called mini-malls? I digress. As we walked into the building, we were greeted not only by the refreshing blast of the air conditioning, but also the rather pleasant, mellow decor. Red velvet curtains with golden tassels, earthy colors painted on the walls, adorable flower boxes lining the dividers that rested between tables. Clean and aesthetically pleasing, I would like to say. My group and I also noticed the large ratio of Indian-Americans to white Americans, sitting in the restaurant. I had to grin - if you see people in the restaurant from a country that the fare originates from, it has to be good.

Sitting down, we had to wait around ten minutes for the waiter to come over to us and take our drink menu. And from that statement, allow me to draw your attention to a few simple facts about Tanjore this night: there were only about ten to thirteen tables in the whole restaurant, and half of them weren't even occupied. Neither I, nor Michael, nor Bill, nor Michelle could see that much of the help running around. But that, I learned, is a grand circumstance of the majority of all Indian restaurants: if the service sucks donkey-bars, then the food has to be good. Reassurance number two that I was in for a great time.

When the waiter finally showed his face, we gave him our order. For Michelle, a beer. For Bill and Michael, a lime soda, one of the specialty drinks. And for me, a mango lassi, which is mandatory for me during any Indian food consumption. I first tasted a bit of the lime soda, and wasn't dazzled at all by it. The best way to describe it is Simply Limeade, an overly-sweetened brand of limeade, with more sugar added, diluted in carbonated water. Michael was rather disappointed in the lack of tartness that would have lent the drink more flavor. Next came my drink, the lassi, a drink made of pureed mango, yogurt, rose water, cardamom, and occasionally lime. It had the perfect smoothie consistency, not lumpy or too thick, though it did take a bit more of a nudge to get itself up the straw. My only negative comment on it was that it could be colder, as only the flavor in itself was able to offer the refreshing sensation where the temperature fell flat and failed.

After placing our dinner order, we sat to enjoy our drinks, exchange words of playful ridicule, and enjoy a brief snack that was left on the table: pappadam, a thin, crispy, matzo-like bread accompanied by three sauces. One was a creamy sauce with mint and cilantro, another like a spiced barbecue sauce, and the third like a Middle-Eastern pico de gallo (chunky tomato salsa). Personally, I enjoyed the flavors of the cilantro sauce the best, which offered a creamy mouth feel and a noticeable spicy kick. The dark red sauce that was reminiscent of a BBQ was a bit too sweet for my liking in regards to savory dips.

Our food order soon arrived, and the load was staggering. We had ordered Mogilai Murgh Korma, Lamb Rogan Josh, Lamb Vindaloo, Vegetable Biryani, and Raitha. We also ordered a Bread Basket, full of several types of breads, called Nan, for sopping up sauce and cradling meat. Not to mention that all orders come with a large bowl full of basmati rice, several green peas scattered through it. I swear, my fork could not have been picked up by my hand any faster.

The Mogilai Murgh Korma, or Chicken Korma, was cubed chicken chunks, cooked in a rich, creamy, spiced sauce made with saffron, cashews, and almonds, drizzled with cream. This was my absolute favorite of any of the dishes we had ordered that night, and I strongly recommend it for anyone who checks out this restaurant or any Indian joint in general. Especially for those who aren't used to the usual spicy food of India, which can leave you with blistered lips or a sore throat if you haven't built up some immunity to it during your life. The sauce was smooth, creamy, studded with cashew pieces, and packed with flavor, and was the perfect contrast to the spicy counterparts that joined it on the table. It does make me sad at times like this for people with allergies, especially to nuts.

The Lamb Rogan Josh was yet another surprising delicacy that was on the table for me to savor. Pieces of lamb, and chunks of potato and carrots were simmered in a sauce of tomatoes, onions, and cilantro. I enjoyed it for its spicy, garlicky taste and thick red sauce. It was just a bit spicier than the Korma, and the meat was incredibly tender. It rate at a medium on the heat scale at the restaurant, in my opinion.

I can't remember how long I have wanted to try the Indian delicacy, vindaloo. I've seen it on countless television programs, both on the Travel Channel and the Food Network, yet I've never gotten the opportunity to savor it for myself. A dish consisting of meat or vegetables, simmered until tender in a thick, spicy tomato-based sauce. Think of a thick, dark red hot sauce, exploding with different flavors, including a sinus-irritating and sweat-sheen-inducing heat and a light taste of vinegar that could also be mistaken for lemongrass. The wait was definitely worth it, as the dish had to be my second favorite on the table before me. The Lamb Vindaloo included chunks of lamb, just like the Rogan Josh, with chunks of potato and carrot. What was truly surprising about the dish, as Michael's mother, Michelle, pointed out, "It was truly great to enjoy a menu item that is described as hot and actually tastes so." To those who the spice community consider 'wimps,' stick to the kiddie stuff.

Biryani is the Indian equivalent to the fried rice one can get at their local take-away establishment (heh, I'm a Brit). The basmati rice used to compose the dish was spiked with saffron and a variety of other spices that left my tongue tingling about as much as the Rogan Josh had made it. We got the vegetable variation of the dish, and regardless of the lack of meat, the lamb and chicken from the other dishes made up for it.

As biryani is the equivalent to fried rice dishes, nan is the equivalent to the bread, either in loaf or stick form, one can have at their dinner table either at home or at a restaurant. No butter needed here though; nan is used for cradling meat or pulling the leftover sauces off one's plate. I highly suggest the garlic nan, which is studded with bits of onion, garlic, and herbs. It arrives in a warm basket when you order it, freshly made, when you order it, and is the necessary (-coughmandatorycough-) accoutrements for any Indian meal.

And if you're looking for something savory to refresh your tongue and cleanse your palate from the spicy food, order a small bowl of Raitha, a thin, creamy sauce made of yogurt and cucumbers. It's rather thin to be considered a 'relish,' as the menu describes it, but the benefits of having it on your table (or covering your nan, or drizzled over your basmati) outweigh the possibly poor use of vocabulary.

For dessert, I found myself eating two favorites: kheer, and a rice dumpling dish whose name alludes me (and the website does not, unfortunately, supply). Kheer is an exotic form of rice pudding, which is not necessarily something someone who grew up on Kozy Shack would either be too wild about or find the slightest bit odd. The taste of pistachios and cardamom replaces vanilla and cinnamon, so tasters beware. In regards to the rice dumplings... The desert was served in a small silver bowl, three fluffy, golf ball-sized dumplings resting in a hot, thin syrup that tasted a lot like spiced maple syrup. Dessert? I could easily eat that stuff for breakfast. Warning: at Tanjore, do not expect a large dessert when you order it. All of them are served in small portions.

To conclude this entry, I would like to relay a message to all meat eaters, who aren't necessarily aware of that much Indian culture: don't expect to find a steak dish on the menu. As a matter of fact, don't expect any beef items at all. This restaurant holds true to the fact that cows are sacred in India, so if you have your burger or ribeye mentality on, don't come to this restaurant. As a small diamond in the rough in the Hudson Valley, NY, it provides those with very little access to opportunities to eat more exotically, at reasonable prices, too. Remember - depending on your patience with the poor staff attention, and your tolerance to spicy foods, it can mean the difference between an enjoyable meal and a painful experience. For more information on Tanjore - Cuisine of India, look them up on the web and visit them on their website, tanjoreindiancuisine.com, visit them at one of their two locations, or call the following numbers:

845-896-6659 (992 Main Street Plaza [Rt. 52], Fishkill, NY 12524)
845-876-7510 (Agra Tandoor, 5856 [Rt. 9], Rhinebeck, NY 12572)

Peace, love, and chocolate
Kayla~

Monday, June 21, 2010

Restaurant Review #2: A NYC Gem... and by Gem, I Mean Falafel Ball

Name: Mamoun's Falafel Restaurant
Location: Two locations in New York, NY, and one in New Haven, CT
Prices: Pocket Change
Food: Looking for the perfect place to snack in the city for a reasonable price? Well, you've come to the right place. Vegans, you're gonna love this!

Anyone who lives/visits New York City knows that finding reasonably-priced food can be near impossible. However, this statement does hold some falseness when one visits St. Marks Place. This area of New York City, along with Chinatown, contains the thousands of students attending New York University, pseudo-hipsters, and artsiest of the artsy, looking to put their dollar to the best use. Not only do they wish to fill their stomachs with something cheap, but also with something delicious. No duh there. This location is where I was taken one late winter night around a year and a half ago for falafel. Since then, I've been back two more times, and plan an infinite number of returns.

St. Marks Place's Mamoun's, from the outside, is just a small hole-in-the-wall dive. Outside are a few tables, and inside, there are even less. To give you an estimate, there are only three or four inside. To the side, there is a wooden bar, where a few bottles of hot sauce (we'll cover this later), a napkin dispenser, and a straw dispenser are positioned. Then there's the counter. Simple layout, nothing special.

However, what the joint lacks in pizazz, it makes up for tenfold in edible wares. I ordered the falafel, the restaurant's specialty, something that was recommended to me by my boyfriend, Michael, who is just as into exploring the culinary world as I am. For those of you who are unaware of what falafel is, it is a mixture of ground-up chickpeas, garlic, onions, and spices, which is then rolled into bite-sized balls and deep-fried until golden and crispy on the outside, and hot and fluffy on the inside.

After paying the equivalent of my usual spendings in the arcade (for Dance Dance Revolution) on the falafel (which is not very much, considering my lack of desire to be physically active), around $3, it was handed to me, in all its golden-delicious glory. The falafel were stuffed inside of a warm, fluffy pita, and was nestled safely under a bed of chopped lettuce, tomato, and onion, followed by a healthy drizzle of tahini-based sauce, a cool, creamy, sesame-based condiment used often in Middle-Eastern foods. It was the perfect package: crispy falafel, with the fresh crispness of the veggies, and creamy tahini sauce, all bundled up in a warm pita and wrapped up in parchment paper. Sweeeet...

First bite: like heaven~

I even invested an extra dollar (yes, one dollar) for a healthy cup of mango juice. You can choose between mango and tamarind if water or soda isn't your forte.

Now, for the kicker of my visit. Quite literally. Remember the bottles of hot sauce I mentioned earlier? Well, when you come to Mamoun's, there will only be one or two of those bottles out for customer use. Hefty bottles, too, and I have a good feeling that's all they go through on a regular business day. This hot sauce is, by far, unlike anything I've ever experienced, and can vary from 'not too bad' to 'blistering my lips and tongue for over an hour.' USE SPARINGLY IF YOU HAVE VERY LITTLE EXPOSURE TO SPICY FOODS. Here's how it goes: you have one bottle of hot sauce, which isn't entirely liquid. At the bottom of the bottle are the atomic bits of pepper, as well as the seeds of it. The lower your serving you used is in the bottle, the hotter it'll be. Don't try shaking it, because the bottles are, plain and simple, somewhat flimsy-looking. The last thing you want is to possibly burn a hole in your clothing. Or your skin. Mamoun's also sells bottles of the hot sauce to bring home for $3.50 a piece, just in case you miss the burn once you return home. I bought my own mother a bottle, and she hasn't opened it. She says she's waiting until she eats falafel again, but I just think it's because she's a bit scared from her own experience.

Apart from the falafel, Mamoun's carries various other Middle-Eastern specialties that are sure to be a delight to your tastebuds, such as hummus, a puree also made from chickpeas; or tabouleh, a salad-like dish made with bulgur wheat, mint, and chopped tomatoes. If you feel more carnivorous on your day, I recommend the shawarma, or rotisserie lamb. It has won critical acclaim for being some of the best in all the city, and of course, being matched with incredibly low prices. There are also the combo platters, where you can mix and match to your heart's desire. Or rather, to the limits the menu item gives you.

While eating at Mamoun's, and especially while waiting in line, I let my eyes wander over the walls, where various news articles and reviews were posted for the public to read. Best Falafel by the New York Press: Best of Manhattan, #81 out of 6718 restaurants in NYC by TripAdvisor (damn...), as well as a listing in the book 1000 Places to See Before You Die by Patricia Schultz (2003). Yet again, I am amazed at how something so simple can win the hearts of so many people. It makes me feel all warm (and hungry) inside that people can still learn to appreciate the basics of life, and the treasures that a dollar can possible get you. For more information on Mamoun's Falafel Restaurant, you can visit their website, mamouns.com, visit them at one of their three locations, or call them at the following numbers:

212-674-8685 (119 MacDougal, New York, NY 10012)
212-387-7747 (22 St. Marks Place, New York, NY 10003)
203-562-8444 (85 Howe St., New Haven, CT 06511)

Peace, love, and chocolate
Kayla~

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Antipasto...in an OMELET?! (Recipe)

What started off as a harmless little experiment, soon turned into one of my favorite breakfasts. Here's the story: one Thursday ago, my mother had purchased a pretty large amount of cold cuts and cheeses for an antipasto she was to bring to my grandmother's house. Fortunately, she didn't have to use a good deal of the stuff for the dish, which left me to profit from her leftovers. While the concept for the interior of was that of my own design, the egg mixture was inspired by a little tip my best friend, Wesley, told me one day. The dude is a genius. Anyway, enjoy!

ANTIPASTO OMELET

2 large eggs
1/2 cup prosciutto, chopped
1/4 cup pickled hot cherry peppers, chopped roughly (TIP: To prevent too much pickling liquid from getting into the omelet, pat them dry with a paper towel before chopping)
1 Tbsp milk or half-&-half
1/2 tsp dried basil
1/2 tsp dried parsley
1/3 cup plus 2 Tbsp smoked mozzarella cheese, grated
Dash salt and pepper

For egg mixture: Combine eggs, milk/half-&-half, salt, pepper, and herbs in a small bowl. Beat with fork until well combined. Do NOT let it become too frothy.

Stove Preparation: Spray pan with cooking spray, or let 2 tsp of butter melt. Set the heat beneath the pan to medium-high. After butter melts completely and pan heats, pour egg mixture in the pan and allow them to set for several seconds.

Cooking: As the edges of the egg mixture in the pan begins to turn light and appears dry, use a spatula to push the edges in, allowing more of the wet egg mixture to flow into the empty pan space and cook. Continue until most of the mixture is set, but the top is still slightly moist. Bring the heat down to medium. (The egg mixture may seem just a teensy bit wet, but this is alright; it will cook once folding occurs.) Place 1/3 cup of the cheese, the cherry peppers, and the prosciutto on one side of the omelet. Carefully using a flipper (shut up, it's called a flipper), bring the bare side of the omelet up over the side with the toppings. Let sit in the pan for 1-2 minutes.

Now comes the cool part...

Sprinkle the top of the almost-complete omelet with the remainder of the cheese. Now, you know how that cheese is gonna melt? Take 1 tsp of water and pour it into the pan (not on top of the omelet), and cover quickly with a lid. After 60 seconds, check the omelet. By creating steam in the pan, you can melt the cheese on top of and inside the edges of the omelet without burning it.

Serve up the omelet with a glass of orange juice, or whatever you'd like. I personally like a side of fruit salad and a cup of coffee with my omelet.

NOTE: For those of you who don't necessarily enjoy things too spicy... Have no fear! Cherry peppers have about 20% less heat than your standard jalapeno pepper, with only a medium-hot strength. Try a cherry pepper before using it; if it is too spicy, finely dice the peppers, and reduce the amount by half. This will assure smaller kicks and equal distribution of spice throughout the omelet.

Peace, love, and chocolate
Kayla~

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Really, Burger King...? Really?

What kind of BLASPHEMY did you just have parade across my TV screen? Does it LOOK like anyone would be willing to buy and/or consume fast food ribs? And from a burger joint? What, is the Whopper not a big enough hit for you anymore?

First you had the Whopper, then you had Chicken Fries, THEN you had the Steakhouse Burger series, and now RIBS?!

D'aww, is someone trying to be creative? Well, stop it. You knew that as soon as you stopped selling kids meals with Pokemon toys, it would be all downhill from there.

...This is the otaku part of the blog speaking. Shutting her out now...

Honestly, I'd love to meet the daring goob who decided to put ribs on the menu of a fast food restaurant. Now a fast food restaurant devoted entirely to ribs, that I would pay money for. But Burger King, this place will never be you. It's BURGER KING, not RIB RULER.

...I'm patenting that. Hehe.

Peace, love, and chocolate
Kayla~

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Restaurant Review #1: Too Much to Handle


[A'ight, so this is my first restaurant review. Before we get into our first review, there are a few orders of business to cover.

Before each review, I will give what I believe (note: I'm only a teenager here, so the budget will be a bit...biased) is a reasonable grade for the following categories:

Prices: (Pocket Change, Very Reasonable, Reasonable, A Bit Pricey, Expensive, WHOA-NELLEH)
Food: Will vary; usually will have an original comment on the food.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get this rib train rollin'. Quite literally, considering where my first review focuses...]

Name: Mahoney's Smoke House
Location: Wappinger's Falls, NY
Prices: Pretty Reasonable

Anyone who knows me for more than five minutes will soon learn that I love a good barbecue joint. Among the delicacies that can be found at one, I am most in love with ribs. St. Louis, baby back... I can take 'em and eat 'em any way. Pulled pork is a close second, which I gladly devour on a hard sandwich roll, slathered in BBQ sauce of one brand or another.

This little strip-mall restaurant was one my family had decided to investigate without any prior knowledge. Usually, we wait for some form of critique to be posted in the newspapers or online, but we arrived at this joint blindly.

The second we walked into the spacious, air-conditioned room, we were immediately greeted with a comforting atmosphere and the sight of a large bar parked in the center. Large TV monitors decorated the walls, about four or five in total, and my family and I parked our posteriors near the door to get started on our purpose for being there.

The wait staff consists of two or so people behind the bar, a handful of people working in the kitchen to prepare the food and bring it out to customers, and one single waitress. She was very friendly and courteous of each table full of customers, but it took a while for each to get her attention, including mine. The tables were grouped together at the front of the restaurant, yet it took us ten minutes to get her attention. Our drinks also took a period of time to be delivered.

Other than the mediocre help, the food was rather impressive. When they say that the place serves "Genuine Southern Barbecue," they are not kidding around. I recommend, instead of committing to one single barbecue specialty, ordering one of the the meat samplers platter that serves one or two people, depending on your level of hunger/girth. I picked a platter that included the choice of three of their signature meat items, plus two sizes. My order included pulled pork, baby back ribs (big durr to this selection), and brisket, the usual favorites of mine in barbecue fare. I ordered it with cole slaw and sweet potato fries, waited a few more minutes, and out came a feast.

Holy. CRAP. Originally, I expected to see a small platter of meats with a small pile of sweet potato fries and a dish of cole slaw. WRONG! What I got was ridiculous, for lack of a better word. Portions of the meat were stacked high on the plate. A large pile of brisket, another of pulled pork, and at least a half rack of ribs took the main stage, with a whole basket - yes, a basket - full of sweet potato fries. The dish of cole slaw was standard sized for most restaurants, but I didn't complain. It'd be a miracle if I could finish what I have in front of me, and anyone who knows me knows I could possibly have a second stomach. For just about $15, the meal definitely gave you your dollar's worth.

In regards to taste, the food was good, with the exception of the ribs, which were a bit too sweet for my taste. I prefer my ribs to be a bit more savory and spicy. The meat was also a bit dry. Regardless of the dry rub used, the meat was incredibly tender and fell right off the bone the second it was airborne in my grasp. I would highly recommend the brisket, which had a nice layer of spice and crunch on the crust surrounding the tender meat, and the pulled pork, which had a very appetizing, tangy vinegar-based BBQ sauce soaking it that had the faintest spicy kick. (Note: vinegar-based sauces are tangy, ketchup-based sauces are usually sweet). Vinegar-based sauces happen to be my favorite, and each bite was enjoyable up to the point of myself being stuffed. With the exception of my parents, who were able to finish the meal they were splitting, my brother and I could not even imagine finishing what was put in front of us. We ended up traveling home that night with a box full of sweet potato fries that equaled just a bit more than a serving, and a box full to the top lid with the leftover meat. It could probably still feed us for three more days.

Mahoney's won't go down in history as my favorite rib joint, but the majority of what the restaurant had to offer was quite fantastic. I would recommend giving it a visit for a calm lunch on weekdays, or even for a weekend dinner if you don't mind the awkward waiting time. If you're looking for authentic barbecue north of the Mason-Dixon, then you're in for a treat. For more information about Mahoney's Smoke House, go visit them yourself, look for them on Facebook or Myspace, or call (845) 297-3462.

Peace, love, and chocolate
Kayla~

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Introductory Post

WELCOME TO MY LITTLE PIECE OF CULINARY HEAVEN
[Abandon hope, all picky eaters who enter here...]


Well, well, I supposed that since you've made it to this point, you have established to yourself that you are interested in one or more of the following things:

-to learn new things about food
-to hear one young woman's view on various restaurants in the Northeast US and beyond
-to experiment with various recipes my mind/mother/roommates/friends have created
-to learn the basics of cooking, whether you are a newbie on your own, or attending college and possess your own 'matchbox' kitchen
-to sit back and laugh as I make myself look either far too cocky or idiotic

Let me tell you about myself, so you all know what you are dealing with. My name is Kayla. I am a college student (at the time of the blog's creation), attending college it upstate New York for a digital media / studio art diploma. When I am not out with friends, doing schoolwork, or working on one art project or another, you can find me in the kitchen on online, researching new recipes to try.

I learned to cook mostly from my mother, who was taught by her mother, and the spreading of culinary knowledge across the generations goes on. I feel almost as if I'd let my mother's side of the family down if I didn't know at least something about putting a meal on the table. I have been learning how to cook since around the age of eight. Back then, I was just learning how to make box cupcakes and brownies. Now ready to break out of my adolescence, I have gone from struggling to make cookie dough from scratch, to making rouxs for soups and sauces. Heh, this is only the first post, and out comes the foodie mumbo-jumbo. No worries, it'll get easier as we go along.

My blog will be composed of several parts:

-Restaurant Reviews: My family is constantly traveling, constantly looking to try new restaurants. If you have a specific favorite (please, no TGI Fridays or other chain restaurants), send me the location and name, and I can go there myself. Please keep in mind - my opinion of the place might be the exact opposite of yours. Please don't accuse me of down-talking your favorite hole-in-the-wall. I know I'm no executive chef, but I do have a rather refined palate for someone my age.
-Recipes: Occasionally, I'll try something out in the kitchen. I loooove improvisation, and I can turn most leftovers into something quirky and tasty. If I have something truly revolutionary, I'll put it up. Also, if you have a recipe to share with people, please, by all means. I love trying new things. I'll eat almost anything.
-Foodie Terminology: From mirepoix to beure-blanc... Let's be honest; beginning cooks don't know all that much in regards to vocabulary unless they study the dictionary or watch Food Network religiously. I will have a few posts up, explaining terms used in recipes that I didn't explain previously. Makes everyone's life easier, no?
-Beautiful Basics: Want to learn how long it takes to boil an egg? How long do you cook pasta to keep it al dente? Well, hopefully, these posts will be some of the most helpful to you.
-(COMING SOON) Crazy Campus Cooking: My own little experiment. I know I'm no Emeril Lagase or Rachel Ray, but I figured a cooking show would be kind of fun. I also plan on enlisting the help of my roommates back at school for this section. Teehee. Anything I explain in my videos, be it recipe or terminology, will be put in a blog of its own for you to view. Rewinding a youtube video can be a major pain in the @$$.
-Q & A: Self explanitory. Got a question about cooking? Need help for entertaining? I might be able to help. ^_^


*pants* Whew, that's over with. Now that all this is out of the way, I hope I can be (somewhat) useful for any cooking expeditions, whether inside or out of your own kitchen, that you may embark on. Let the games begin~

Peace, love, and chocolate

Kayla~